It’s been a big week. I know I said I would have this post up by Wednesday, but I just couldn’t make it happen.
First things first, my sister visited and helped me with a couple of lingering projects. I may have a couple of things to add to the “When To Ask For Help List”. She was a rock star, as usual. We were able to get the fence around the garden started and we hauled a couple of loads of soil/compost from the nursery down the road.
I learned something VERY IMPORTANT this week: Make sure you discuss the contents of the compost you are buying from landscape and nursery companies. I bought bulk compost this week and asked them to make it a mixed load of garden mix (which they also market as potting soil) and compost. Now when I think of compost, I think of twigs, bark, greens, dirt, etc. When I unloaded the compost into my raised beds I found a blasting cap, cord, painted wood chunks and some plastic. That is only the stuff I found, who knows what I missed. When I returned to the nursery the next day to ask about it they told me that they could not qualify what was, or wasn’t, in their compost and that it really should only be used for building up berms and the like. That would have been useful information at the time of purchase. I would like to think that if someone was asking you to combine your “certified organic” garden mix with trash-filled compost you might say something. My opinion, take it for what its worth.
Enough of that. The second thing I wanted to tell you about was the awesome food I had this week. When my sister arrived she requested a Coffee Cup Cake. It is the most wonderful coffee cake in a coffee cup. I got the recipe off of prudentbaby.com (http://prudentbaby.com/2011/10/entertaining-food/a-cup-of-coffee-cake-in-under-five-minutes-2/). They have a lot of wonderful desert-in-a-cup recipes. I kindly made her an “original” and got to work making a Paleo version. I might, just might, be a freakin’ genius. Like Kanye, but not as creepy and arrogant. So good. I am posting a picture so that you can see how amazing it was. I will be sure to post this recipe when I can recreate it without it overflowing in the microwave.
Other things I ate: Fried (Cauliflower) Rice (recipe to come), Deer Steak Stir-fry, Yummy Chicken-Squash Curry, Sushi, Burgers Grilled to Perfection and Salmon River Steelhead. I have been in heaven. Oh, and I also made Paleo Cookies. Don’t worry, not all of my recipes are going to be Paleo. I promise I will follow my motto: “Everything can be made better with butter, bacon and/or cheese.”
Okay, onto lists:
First up, When To Have Someone Teach You How To Do-It-Yourself. Many of these list items are here because the damage you can do when you “do” improperly can be expensive or dangerous. Others are here to save you from heartache and frustration. However, as I was just so kindly reminded by my amazing roommate, some people just learn better by being taught by another person and others can read a book and be an expert. Got it. As I have stated before, this is MY opinion.
When To Have Someone Teach You How To Do-It-Yourself:
- Operating Power Tools- I say this because power tools are amazing and fantastic if used correctly, but they are equally frustrating and dangerous if you don’t know what the hell you are doing. Case in point: I have battery-operated tools. Just like a cell phone battery, they gradually degrade and before you know it you only get 30 minutes worth of work time out of a full charge. Tools that are plugged in have limitless life, but a whole butt-load (yes mom, that is a word) of power. I sprained my wrist the first time I used my corded drill. I have found that it is best to have someone teach me about the tools before I use them. You never know, they may actually show you how to adjust the height of your circular saw or how to change the blade on your jigsaw.
- Cutting Down a Tree- Chainsaws are dangerous!!! Learn how to use one before you even think about cutting down a tree. Have someone show you how to fuel it, add bar oil, adjust the chain tension, set the chain brake, safely start it, safely turn it off. Operating a saw is relatively easy, once you have been taught the proper way to do so. I have never been so nervous as when I watch people become over confident while operating a chainsaw. It takes less than one second for a chain to tear through your flesh and leave you bleeding and in need of urgent emergency care. That being said, learning how to use one properly can keep you safe and also help you avoid fatigue. Macho men tend to muscle their way through cutting. Not necessary. If you can find a female that operates a saw, she can teach you how to use your entire body to maneuver your equipment and avoid fatigue, there by avoiding safety risks. Bam! If I can figure out how to put a video onto my blog, this will be one of the first instructional videos I post.
- Changing Your Oil- Cars are expensive. You don’t want to screw this one up.
- Working On Your Bike- Bike shops are great! I say this because I use to work at one and it was one of the best jobs I ever had. Bike shops will do anything to get you to spend money at their establishment. Some shops are even starting to serve beer. Finally someone is listening to me!!!!! Many shops will host bike maintenance clinics for free with the intent of selling you tools. Take advantage of these clinics. They will usually teach you how to fix a flat (most important skill ever), adjust a brake, adjust a derailleur (shifter thingy), clean and lube a chain and much, much more. GO. LEARN. RIDE.
- Learning A New Sport- It always helps to have someone tell you what they did wrong while learning to ski, mountain bike, climb, kayak, golf (ha! Just joking, we all know that golf is not a sport). Hopefully, they can help you avoid the frustrations that can cause a person to throw up their hands and say, “f*#% it, I’m going golfing.” Plus, sports and outdoor activities are always more fun when there is someone there to back-up your story of the epic crash or super sweet 2 inches of air that you caught off a jump. Plus, as I’ve said before, no one should drink alone. And any sport that is worth doing is worth following-up with a cold beer!
- How to Use a Kitchen Knife- I recently cooked for an event in which we prepared food for over 200 people. I had some wonderful volunteers helping me in the kitchen. I cannot thank them enough for all of the hard work and time that they put in. That being said, I spent a lot of time teaching them how to safely and efficiently use a kitchen knife. I think that steak knives have ruined our ability to chop. Everyone seems to think that we need to saw through everything. NO! If you have a sharp knife and you are chopping veggies or fruit, you are not sawing it. Find a friend that is an amazing cook or seek out a cooking class. Also, get those damn things sharpened. A sharp knife is a safe, and sane, knife.
- How to Operate An iGadget- Find a class or a 10 year old to teach you how to operate anything with a lowercase “i” at the beginning. Many phone service providers will have classes for iPhones and iPads. Our local community education organization is starting to offer classes as well. Take advantage of it. Even if it is not free, it will save you the frustration of trying to figuring out how to turn the damn ringer off.
- How to Knit- Ever tried it? Yea, have someone teach you. Also, make friends with someone that is “fluent” in knitting. You will have questions and you will mess up. I have a scarf that I have been working on for more than 4 years now, but I never learned how to finish it. So, it is about 12 feet long with no end in sight. I should probably take my own advice and seek help.
Wow! Can I ever ramble? Well, I think I will stop here for today. I have a fence to finish today and some dirt to haul. So I better get to it while the sun is shining. I will give you the “When To Hire A Professional” list next week.
Do you have any additions? Any questions? Any corrections? Let me know. I am happy to take requests.
Also, Mom I’m sorry I used bad language, but it really helps me get my point across.
Ooh, one more thing: I will be providing a recipe in the next post. Hmmmm, what shall it be?????